Fourth of July Inspirational Messages, Independence Quotes
Check it out the latest collection of Fourth of July Jokes for sharing with your friends & relatives. It’s a very special day for every American and everyone celebrates their independence. Some celebrate this day with fireworks some with barbecues. And in this post we provides you a best way to celebrates your independence by wishing your friends with these funny jokes. We hope you all going to like these awesome Fourth Of July Jokes.
Justin: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Justin: Because she can’t sit down.
Tom Swiftie: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Tom exploded.
Johnny: Does Europe have a 4th of July?
Johnny: Yes, it does. It comes right after the 3rd of July.
What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
From Jessica, age 7, Abilene, TX
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
From Eloise, age 9, Charlottesville, VA
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
From Betty, age 9, CT
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
From Tom P., age 8, KY
A book never written: “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
Submitted by Jason F., Hillsborough, N.J.
Joe: My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.
Moe: Is he all right now?
Joe: I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.
Submitted by Joshua G., Corvallis, Mont.
What dance was very popular in 1776?
From Rachel, age 8, Long Beach, CA